I infiltrate SoE and Awox 2.2 billion in ships. I stay cloaked in space whilst AFK for two days, thus bring their corp activity to a grinding halt. SoE manages to kick me from corp when I was unable to log in right after downtime. I form a corp and declare war on SoE with the intentions of ransoming them for the cessation of war.
And that has been the story up until yesterday morning, when I contacted a Sphere's of Eden diplomat to discuss the situation that they and I find ourselves in. Here is the chat log of our discussion:
[ 2014.04.09 14:56:09 ] sniperDK > Jerimiah?
[ 2014.04.09 14:56:56 ] sniperDK > Jerimiah, I'd like to speak with you about a few things.
[ 2014.04.09 14:57:05 ] Jerimiah Stalker > what?
[ 2014.04.09 14:57:13 ] sniperDK > Ah yes, hello.
[ 2014.04.09 14:57:35 ] Jerimiah Stalker > don't start with the New order BS I will not hear it
[ 2014.04.09 14:57:55 ] sniperDK > I wouldn't trouble you with The Code
[ 2014.04.09 14:58:12 ] sniperDK > I'll leave that for an Agent who specializes in diplomatic relations
[ 2014.04.09 14:58:14 ] sniperDK > But
[ 2014.04.09 14:58:25 ] sniperDK > I would like to talk to you about the current situation we find ourselves in
[ 2014.04.09 14:58:30 ] Jerimiah Stalker > First off fuck your Code it's just extorsion now lets move on and hopefully we can turn this around
[ 2014.04.09 14:58:39 ] sniperDK > Very well.
I smell a red pen violation.
[ 2014.04.09 14:59:00 ] sniperDK > So I can tell that your corp has a strong comunity
[ 2014.04.09 14:59:10 ] sniperDK > That you obviously would like to preserve
[ 2014.04.09 14:59:43 ] sniperDK > I have also noticed that your corps participation has gone down significantly since my invitation
[ 2014.04.09 15:00:19 ] Jerimiah Stalker > no just a reaction to your fucktard actiuon'
[ 2014.04.09 15:00:23 ] Jerimiah Stalker > sctiuon*
[ 2014.04.09 15:00:27 ] Jerimiah Stalker > whateverB
[ 2014.04.09 15:01:05 ] sniperDK > I am sure that you and yours would like your corp to remain active and stay together, so I am offering the terms of my withdrawal of the war.
[ 2014.04.09 15:02:24 ] Jerimiah Stalker > hahaha lets hear ir
[ 2014.04.09 15:02:59 ] sniperDK > Well I'd like to offer two seperate terms, and you can choose whichever one suits you best
[ 2014.04.09 15:04:20 ] sniperDK > First one is monitary. The 50m ISK for the declaration of the war, 100m for me to accept your surrender, and a 50m processing fee. Total is 200m ISK to end the war.
[ 2014.04.09 15:04:52 ] sniperDK > How do you feel about these terms?
[ 2014.04.09 15:05:02 ] Jerimiah Stalker > second??
[ 2014.04.09 15:05:11 ] sniperDK > Second terms are as follows.
[ 2014.04.09 15:06:33 ] sniperDK > You and Hello Kitty post a favorable comment on my blog. Also, I get to interview you and Hello Kitty for the purpose of publishing it to my blog. Additionally, you or Hello Kitty post a thread to the Crime and Punishment forum on the official Eve....
[ 2014.04.09 15:06:51 ] sniperDK > Forums detailing your experiences with me as a corp member,
[ 2014.04.09 15:07:10 ] Jerimiah Stalker > so we lie for you?
[ 2014.04.09 15:07:33 ] sniperDK > On the thread, I require that a total of 4 Sphere's of Eden members post in the thread, and two of which must be you and Hello Kitty
[ 2014.04.09 15:07:34 ] sniperDK > Lie?
[ 2014.04.09 15:08:28 ] Jerimiah Stalker > there will be nothign but negative things we will say and will look bad on your part
[ 2014.04.09 15:08:30 ] sniperDK > I'm not asking you or your corp to lie
[ 2014.04.09 15:08:45 ] Jerimiah Stalker > First off let me explain how you got in
[ 2014.04.09 15:08:48 ] sniperDK > In the forums and the comments on my blog?
[ 2014.04.09 15:08:59 ] sniperDK > I'm ok with the negative
[ 2014.04.09 15:09:05 ] sniperDK > But I must insist on the interviews
[ 2014.04.09 15:09:24 ] sniperDK > Or the previously mentioned 200m ISK
[ 2014.04.09 15:09:34 ] sniperDK > But please I would love to hear how I got in
[ 2014.04.09 15:10:35 ] Jerimiah Stalker > me and rip were talking I did not want you in because of your bounty and your previous connection with New Order
[ 2014.04.09 15:10:50 ] Jerimiah Stalker > your bounty and your sec status were a huge red flag for both
Such a huge red flag that they ended up deciding to inviting me to the corp. Top notch security officers right here.
[ 2014.04.09 15:10:54 ] sniperDK > Understandable
[ 2014.04.09 15:11:39 ] Jerimiah Stalker > It was Rip who is a RL firend of mine that stood up for you saying maybe you were just looking to do different things than being an asshat.
[ 2014.04.09 15:12:25 ] Jerimiah Stalker > I had explained to Rip that on the internet people show their true colors
[ 2014.04.09 15:12:29 ] sniperDK > Commendable of him
[ 2014.04.09 15:13:11 ] Jerimiah Stalker > the way people act on the internet especially in games is who they really are
Actually, my observations are a little different. Carebears tend to become rage filled and murderous people who threaten retaliation via real life violence directed at gankers. While emergent pilots of my ilk are usually level headed and conduct themselves as the gentlemen they are.
[ 2014.04.09 15:13:32 ] sniperDK > You seem to be the voice of reason, while Rip is the voice of hope
[ 2014.04.09 15:13:43 ] sniperDK > I cannot fault either of you for your opinions
[ 2014.04.09 15:13:55 ] Jerimiah Stalker > I had a long conversation with him and after careful consideration I gave in
[ 2014.04.09 15:14:18 ] Jerimiah Stalker > He gave you the benefit of the doubt and I backed him
[ 2014.04.09 15:14:28 ] Jerimiah Stalker > against my better judgement mind you
[ 2014.04.09 15:14:36 ] sniperDK > I understand
[ 2014.04.09 15:15:05 ] sniperDK > Well let me modify my terms.
[ 2014.04.09 15:15:06 ] Jerimiah Stalker > The thing with me is this
[ 2014.04.09 15:15:13 ] sniperDK > Ok I'll wait until you finish
[ 2014.04.09 15:15:20 ] Jerimiah Stalker > I cannot forgive or foget
[ 2014.04.09 15:15:32 ] sniperDK > Completely understandable
[ 2014.04.09 15:15:46 ] Jerimiah Stalker > I seek vengance for wrong doings because people like you only learn when they have been humiliated
[ 2014.04.09 15:16:11 ] sniperDK > An honorable position to take
[ 2014.04.09 15:16:35 ] Jerimiah Stalker > the thing is you could have done more damage if you had stayed longer and played more of a better double agent
[ 2014.04.09 15:17:12 ] sniperDK > That might be true, but I have my reasons.
My reasons: Hulks and an Orca and a Charon in the belt and I just infiltrated your corp. I decided that 2.2 billion in losses was good enough reason to attack now. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, and all that.
[ 2014.04.09 15:17:12 ] Jerimiah Stalker > however the damage you have caused is neglegable at best and now you are on the warning radar for everyone in this area
[ 2014.04.09 15:17:40 ] Jerimiah Stalker > I don't care about your reasons you failed in your attempt to do damage
[ 2014.04.09 15:18:04 ] sniperDK > Others might disagree on that last point
Jerimiah confused me with his assessment of the damages that I caused. Not many pilots would value the loss of 2.2 billion as negligible. I pointed out to Jerimiah that there are in fact many pilots who would disagree with his quantification of damages caused. If I am anything, I like to consider myself a teacher of the finer points in Eve.
[ 2014.04.09 15:18:20 ] Jerimiah Stalker > the decline in activity was expected by us beffore your foolish triggerhappy shooting
[ 2014.04.09 15:19:07 ] Jerimiah Stalker > and our friends have given us the replacements free of charge even though your attack did little damage to us
[ 2014.04.09 15:19:15 ] Jerimiah Stalker > why???
[ 2014.04.09 15:19:24 ] sniperDK > Could just be a coincidence!
[ 2014.04.09 15:20:01 ] sniperDK > Altruism?
[ 2014.04.09 15:20:05 ] sniperDK > I don't know
[ 2014.04.09 15:20:09 ] Jerimiah Stalker > simple good people always stick together and without knowing the past of both me and Rip and our connections you decided to act in a few hours of joining
[ 2014.04.09 15:20:45 ] sniperDK > That is all very well and good, but we still find ourselves in this same situation
[ 2014.04.09 15:20:54 ] sniperDK > Let me interject real quick if I may
[ 2014.04.09 15:21:05 ] sniperDK > I would like to alter both of my terms.
[ 2014.04.09 15:21:47 ] Jerimiah Stalker > I can only sit here and smile at your requests because I know for a fact you are in station in Alkez and I know full well where your alts and friends are as we speak
[ 2014.04.09 15:22:02 ] sniperDK > In addition to the full extent of both terms, I would like to add that I would be more then happy to consult you and any security officers on a better procedure to weed out potential harmful recruits.
[ 2014.04.09 15:22:04 ] Jerimiah Stalker > go ahead and then I will offer mine
[ 2014.04.09 15:23:05 ] sniperDK > That is my addendum to the terms.
It is sort of a tradition of mine that I consult the corp I just AWOX'd about tightening up their security measures in regards to prospective members. I offered this consultation to Jerimiah and Sphere's of Eden proper. I wasn't joking about considering myself as a teacher of the finer points of Eve.
[ 2014.04.09 15:24:10 ] sniperDK > And you are correct that I am in Alkez as we speak, but that is of no importance. But I would advise that you do not know where my alts and/or friends are.
[ 2014.04.09 15:25:44 ] Jerimiah Stalker > ok here is mine: 1. Withdraw from this and we will not burn you and your friends to ashes. You will not lose what credibility you have earned playing this game and you can keep what you consider your dignity
[ 2014.04.09 15:26:08 ] sniperDK > Is that your complete terms or is there more to follow?
[ 2014.04.09 15:27:26 ] Jerimiah Stalker > 2. Withdraw form this and never show in grid with any of my corp or anyone affiliated with us in any way and I alone will give you a positive review and interview. Without lying about anything I will go into detail about how you contacted me to end this
[ 2014.04.09 15:27:34 ] Jerimiah Stalker > and look good on you
[ 2014.04.09 15:28:11 ] sniperDK > Let's talk about #2.
This is an important part of our discussion to remember. Jerimiah's second terms happen to align quite well with mine. Keep this in mind while you read the following correspondence
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[ 2014.04.09 15:28:28 ] Jerimiah Stalker > no monetary transfer will happen but we both walk away with you smelling a little less like shit
[ 2014.04.09 15:28:56 ] Jerimiah Stalker > ok go on
[ 2014.04.09 15:29:47 ] sniperDK > That seems reasonable, but let me counter with: An interview with you that I will publish to my blog, and a forum thread created by you or Kitty or Rip in the Crime and Punishment forum of the Eve Online forums. I don't care what you say in the thread
[ 2014.04.09 15:30:51 ] sniperDK > And I will still advise you on some security procedures that you can use to identify hostile recruits
[ 2014.04.09 15:31:51 ] Jerimiah Stalker > Crime and Punishment?? what crime was committed on our part other than offering you an ability to be more than waht you think is fun?? you would have had your PVP fun with no recourse or bitterness?
[ 2014.04.09 15:32:12 ] sniperDK > Are you familiar with the C&P forum?
[ 2014.04.09 15:32:44 ] Jerimiah Stalker > are you fimiliar that without industry you would have nothing to fly or fit????
[ 2014.04.09 15:32:58 ] Jerimiah Stalker > the market is completely player driven
[ 2014.04.09 15:32:59 ] sniperDK > Yes I'm aware, but consider...
[ 2014.04.09 15:33:28 ] sniperDK > The C&P forum is the correct place to inform other corporations about AWOXers and hostile pilots
[ 2014.04.09 15:34:18 ] sniperDK > So as you can see, this is something that you as a corp leader might do independently, without my request, as a service to the Eve community.
[ 2014.04.09 15:35:54 ] sniperDK > I believe that request is quite reasonable
[ 2014.04.09 15:37:09 ] Jerimiah Stalker > haha ok so let me understand this whole process........ mind you.... you are talking to an IT professional.......
[ 2014.04.09 15:37:17 ] sniperDK > Okay.
Jerimiah ended up accidentally logging out of Eve at this point, and convo'd me again. He choose to continue our conversation in the new private chat.
[ 2014.04.09 15:41:58 ] sniperDK > Ok you left off with this as your last statement...
[ 2014.04.09 15:42:04 ] sniperDK > [15:37:09] Jerimiah Stalker > haha ok so let me understand this whole process........ mind you.... you are talking to an IT professional.......
[ 2014.04.09 15:44:27 ] sniperDK > Jerimiah want's this converstation to continue in the new chat he invited me to because he actidentally logged. SHOUT OUT TO THE MINER BUMPING CREW!! KEEP ON BUMPIN YOU CRAZY NIGHT RIDERS! BELLIGERENT UNDESIRABLES! WHO LOVES YA!
SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY HOMIES BUMPIN MINERS AND BEIN' UNDESIRABLE WHILST BELLIGERENT!
[ 2014.04.09 15:41:26 ] Jerimiah Stalker > misclick accidently closed my account
[ 2014.04.09 15:41:42 ] Jerimiah Stalker > no this can continue here
[ 2014.04.09 15:41:50 ] Jerimiah Stalker > as I was saying
[ 2014.04.09 15:42:25 ] Jerimiah Stalker > with the laws as it stands now there is only one way this can go and I have dealt with the loss of 2 characters because of this
[ 2014.04.09 15:42:58 ] Jerimiah Stalker > I get hacked and lose this character and others because of this foolish act???
[ 2014.04.09 15:43:05 ] sniperDK > Hacked?
[ 2014.04.09 15:43:09 ] sniperDK > How so?
What? I don't even know...
[ 2014.04.09 15:44:43 ] Jerimiah Stalker > I lost Tito Morenoand Miss Amaral for the same thing you are propsing because of a lapse in security on my part........ lesson learned.......... so let me ask you....... how does this method help you
[ 2014.04.09 15:45:00 ] sniperDK > My blog is hosted on blogspot so I don't see how you can be hacked
[ 2014.04.09 15:45:27 ] sniperDK > My security procedures that I offered to tell you?
[ 2014.04.09 15:46:10 ] Jerimiah Stalker > no I am talking how the post and interview helps you...... if there is nothing you gain from it there is no reason for the asking
[ 2014.04.09 15:46:20 ] sniperDK > Oh
[ 2014.04.09 15:46:58 ] sniperDK > Post on C&P because that is one of the forums that I frequent quite often and the content has been lacking these few months, so I'd like to do what I can to contribute
[ 2014.04.09 15:47:16 ] Jerimiah Stalker > brb
[ 2014.04.09 15:47:44 ] sniperDK > And your interview for my blog because I like to create content for fellow Eve pilots who enjoy reading about some of the adventures that other pilots have gone on
[ 2014.04.09 15:48:22 ] sniperDK > Just for the content really, and because I'm sure there are people out there who would be interested to read your side of the story
[ 2014.04.09 15:50:00 ] Jerimiah Stalker > back one moment while I catch up
[ 2014.04.09 15:50:07 ] sniperDK > Okay no problem
[ 2014.04.09 15:53:29 ] Jerimiah Stalker > link the site and I will take a look
[ 2014.04.09 15:54:07 ] sniperDK > Ok my blog is about HighSec piracy and making ISK via trading
[ 2014.04.09 15:55:14 ] sniperDK > http://rhapsodyvice.blogspot.com/
[ 2014.04.09 15:58:21 ] sniperDK > Hey Jerimiah
[ 2014.04.09 15:58:37 ] sniperDK > I think we've pretty much agreed to the terms to end the war
[ 2014.04.09 15:59:35 ] sniperDK > What I offered and what you offered are both pretty much in agreement, and I don't foresee you having a problem with either the interview for my blog that you are looking over, or for the new thread in C&P on the Eve-O forums
[ 2014.04.09 16:00:26 ] sniperDK > I need to AFK for about 15 mins, and we can resume. But if there are no complications, I am expecting these terms to be fulfilled within the hour.
[ 2014.04.09 16:00:36 ] sniperDK > I will be back in approx. 15 minutes
I wanted to get away from my computer for a little bit and have some "me time." I lit a few candles, watched a little bit of a Lifetime movie, and reflected on how awesome it is to be an emergent pilot in HighSec.
[ 2014.04.09 16:06:48 ] Jerimiah Stalker > ok so let me get this straingt........ you take what I say snip and cut it to look like we are whiny little asshats that are easily pushed over?? Inviting more to do the same???
[ 2014.04.09 16:13:58 ] Jerimiah Stalker > the way I see it you have content dated as early as 4/5/14..... again.... and this time the truth what do you gain???\
[ 2014.04.09 16:37:48 ] sniperDK > I'm back
[ 2014.04.09 16:38:06 ] sniperDK > I took a bit longer then 15 minutes, sorry about that
[ 2014.04.09 16:38:30 ] Jerimiah Stalker > again I refer to my last comment
[ 2014.04.09 16:39:19 ] sniperDK > No I will publish the interview in full and I will not cherry pick it.
This is the chat log in full, and free of cherry picking.
[ 2014.04.09 16:40:23 ] Jerimiah Stalker > again........ what do you gain
[ 2014.04.09 16:40:49 ] Jerimiah Stalker > donb't reply content I find that to be more of a cop out than an answer
[ 2014.04.09 16:41:38 ] sniperDK > Well on that note, from what you have read of my blog, what have I gained from writing about some of my previous experiences and publishing them?
[ 2014.04.09 16:41:45 ] sniperDK > Nothing but the joy of doing it
[ 2014.04.09 16:42:02 ] sniperDK > Pretty much the same reason anyone writes a blog, just for the enjoyment of doing it
[ 2014.04.09 16:43:02 ] Jerimiah Stalker > no I don't see it...........
[ 2014.04.09 16:43:12 ] sniperDK > Don't see what?
[ 2014.04.09 16:43:50 ] Jerimiah Stalker > what you are saying...... why would anyone with 4 accounts do this just to write a blong????
[ 2014.04.09 16:44:01 ] Jerimiah Stalker > blog??
This is where Jerimiah reaches critical mass. He starts babbling (even more so then previously) and ranting about, from my perspective, imaginary things.
[ 2014.04.09 16:44:07 ] sniperDK > I don't have four accounts...
[ 2014.04.09 16:45:14 ] Jerimiah Stalker > really???? so now we are playing the lying game???? the way I see it all 4 accounts are yours and he actions I have seen backs this story or there are 2 of you with 2 accounts each????
[ 2014.04.09 16:45:39 ] sniperDK > Ok so it seems that we are at an impasse even though we both presented almost identical terms for the cessation of the war
[ 2014.04.09 16:45:57 ] sniperDK > What do you mean "All 4 accounts"?
[ 2014.04.09 16:46:22 ] Jerimiah Stalker > the impass comes from the hidden truth of your convo
[ 2014.04.09 16:46:35 ] sniperDK > Are you talking about the other pilots who were repping me while I awoxed your mining fleet?
[ 2014.04.09 16:46:52 ] Jerimiah Stalker > plz dont play dumb with me I know full well by this convo you are now
[ 2014.04.09 16:46:54 ] Jerimiah Stalker > not
[ 2014.04.09 16:47:15 ] sniperDK > Well, thank you for the compliment
I'll take a compliment from just about anyone! Thanks again Jerimiah! You brightened my day!
[ 2014.04.09 16:47:33 ] sniperDK > But as to playing dumb, I honestly don't know what you are getting at.
[ 2014.04.09 16:48:03 ] sniperDK > But at any rate, the terms that we have both submitted are virtually identical
[ 2014.04.09 16:48:06 ] Jerimiah Stalker > one thing your site has told me is taht you haven't been completely forthcoming you want results honesty is the key
[ 2014.04.09 16:48:20 ] sniperDK > Forthcoming in what?
[ 2014.04.09 16:48:35 ] Jerimiah Stalker > terms yes conditions no
[ 2014.04.09 16:48:46 ] sniperDK > I;m not following
[ 2014.04.09 16:49:37 ] Jerimiah Stalker > yes you are
[ 2014.04.09 16:50:06 ] sniperDK > So anyways, the terms for the cessation of the war. One interview by me from you to be published in full on my blog. Furthermore, you post a thread on the C&P forum on the Eve-O forums. Are we at an agreement?
[ 2014.04.09 16:50:18 ] Jerimiah Stalker > Im not doing this to satisfy an ego
[ 2014.04.09 16:50:58 ] sniperDK > Ok well then I guess that is your choice and you are free to make it. If that is in fact your choice I have nothing else to add to this conversation.
[ 2014.04.09 16:51:05 ] sniperDK > Would you like to say any words in closing?
[ 2014.04.09 16:52:23 ] sniperDK > Otherwise I wish you good luck not only in this war, but in all future endeavors you and your corp might engage in.
See what I mean? Gentlemen.
[ 2014.04.09 16:53:14 ] Jerimiah Stalker > as Im sure you will save this as a post to add in hopes you can do something to add...... This will not bode well for you and your skills at playing people are not as bold as you think. This is an internal matter and you have my word that this will not
[ 2014.04.09 16:53:23 ] Jerimiah Stalker > escalate further than it has to
[ 2014.04.09 16:53:45 ] sniperDK > What is an internal matter?
[ 2014.04.09 16:54:22 ] sniperDK > The terms for the cessation of hostilities?
[ 2014.04.09 16:54:25 ] Jerimiah Stalker > the situation you have started by trying to hid the truth and your real intentions
[ 2014.04.09 16:55:20 ] sniperDK > I honestly don't know what you are talking about. I have two accounts, one account you know all the pilots on, the other account, Syds Sinclair, and the other two pilots on that account that you do not know about,.
[ 2014.04.09 16:55:21 ] Jerimiah Stalker > and you can add this as well fuck spelling fuck grammer fuck correct punctuation
[ 2014.04.09 16:55:53 ] sniperDK > Ok Jerimiah I take it that you are declining the terms that you submitted for the cessation of hostilities?
This is the part that I find most hilarious. Jerimiah submitted his own terms that aligned almost perfectly with my own. But Jerimiah reached critical mass, and his small carebear mind could not process the totality of the situation.
[ 2014.04.09 16:56:45 ] Jerimiah Stalker > :) have a nice day and lets see how this goes!!!!!!! Good luck and keep your head down
[ 2014.04.09 16:56:52 ] sniperDK > Good luck!
As I stated in my previous entry about Sphere's of Eden, they as a corp are too small to seriously wardec and hope to catch one of their few members to kill. I decided to create a corp and dec them just to get some kind of reaction in the form of a ransom or something worthy of a new blog post from them, because I knew their corp would feel the pressure.
What happened next far exceeded my expectations:
[ 2014.04.09 22:32:45 ] Hello Kitty TheDestroyer > sniperDK do you like your new war dec? :)
[ 2014.04.09 22:33:14 ] Hello Kitty TheDestroyer > Youre welcome!
[ 2014.04.09 22:33:20 ] Hello Kitty TheDestroyer > Ill be seein ya! :D
[ 2014.04.09 22:34:07 ] Hello Kitty TheDestroyer > Sorry if you're saying anything but you're blocked :)
Sphere's of Eden thought is was prudent to hire Marmite of all people to wardec my newly made one man corp in retaliation and retribution to my actions.
I'm sure most of you know how silly this is, but I'd really like to cover it.
I make a one man corp to dec Sphere's of Eden.
I offer my terms for cessation of hostilities to Sphere's of Eden, and one of their diplomats offers his terms that are almost identical to mine.
Sphere's diplomat decides to withdraw their terms that are almost identical to mine.
Sphere's of Eden decide to pay Marmite (of all people) 450m to wardec my freshly made one man corp.
I find myself now wondering how can I inflict the absolute most damage to these people? I could take the free wardec that they gave me against Marmite for some station and gate pew, that's an option. But I really would like to infuriate Sphere's.
So I keep my corp Regular Irresistibles open by putting one of my alts in it and then.....
With any luck, Sphere's will pay Marmite another 450m for them to dec my new corp, Opportune Segue. I must add that the name I chose for this new corp is amazingly awesome, and fitting.
So the new butcher's bill. 2.2 billion in damages plus the 450m they paid Marmite to dec my one man corp: 2.65 billion in damages inflicted to Sphere's of Eden.
Fly like you just AWOX'd a Charon!
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